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dipsetflag:

"I don’t suck dick at all. Don’t even fucking ask me. It’s humiliating and degrading to women, you chauvinistic pig. You’re probably a fucking misogynist too. Why the fuck would I put some of your skin in my mouth and let you ejaculate your fucking disgusting MAN GOO ON ME! All Womyn should not suck dick. Let’s make this a movement ladies!!!"

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carpe-diem-rah:

My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.